Here are some drinks that I can make for you! It is by no means an exhaustive list, and I am always down to get creative. Many of these I made or refined, while others are timeless classics. Take a look and let me know.
Some Tips
- You can access this menu at home to recreate a drink I made for you! We don’t gatekeep drinks here. Let me know if you remake it and enjoy it, or find a cool way to remix it!
- Unless a specific product is marked as irreplaceable, you can use any generic. For example, you can use Bailey’s or the store brand as your Irish cream liqueur, or substitute Triple Sec with another orange liqueur. This works best if you know what you’re doing, because liqueurs of the same family can be quite varied. None of these companies pay me, so I have no reason to restrict it to a specific brand 🙂
- If you want a drink not on this list, and you’re at my house, that’s great! I might be able to make it for you. Ask away or check here to see if I have the ingredients.
- ABV percentages and drink prices are calculated formulaically based on the average of in-stock liquors in my inventory, including generic substitutions unless otherwise noted. If you tend to use stronger or cheaper peppermint schnapps, for example, than the average of my stock, then your result will tend to have a higher ABV or lower price per drink. Consider them both estimates.
- I do not charge for my drinks. If you want to pay me back for the alcohol you consumed, the prices here can be used as a good estimator to prevent overpaying. They only account, approximately, for the liquid ingredients in the drink. Feel free to check my math on my spreadsheet.
19%
$1.30
Apple-235
“Why am I glowing?”
Green Apple, Cinnamon
Recipe
- 1 oz Captain Morgan Green Apple
- 1 oz Fireball
- 1 oz Simple Syrup
- ½ oz Water
10%
$3.00
Dirty Shirley
“It’s a walk in the park.”
Vodka, Citrus Soda, Pomegranate, Cherry
Recipe
- 2 oz Vodka
- 1 oz Grenadine
- 5 oz Lemon-Lime Soda
garnish with
- 1 Cherry
14%
$2.30
Espresso Martini
“It’s a surprise in a can… in a glass!”
Vanilla Vodka, Espresso Coffee
Recipe
- 1½ oz Vanilla Vodka
- 1 oz Kahlúa
- 2 oz Espresso Coffee
add ice, shake, serve, and garnish with
- 3 Coffee Beans
12%
$2.00
Frozen Mudslide
“It’s pretty tasty for dirt!”
Vodka, Chocolate, Coffee
Recipe
- 1 oz Vodka
- 1 oz Bailey’s
- 1 oz Kahlúa
add ice, blend, and garnish with
- 1 drizzle Chocolate Syrup
18%
$4.30
Iced Peppermint Mocha
“I’d like a grande, please.”
Vodka, Peppermint, Coffee
Recipe
- 1½ oz Vodka (or Vanilla Vodka!)
- 2 oz Peppermint Schnapps
- 2 oz Kahlúa
- 3 oz Espresso Coffee
5%
$1.80
Lemonade Margarita
“Oh! It is!”
Lemonade, Tequila, Triple Sec
Recipe
- 2 oz Lemon Juice
- 2 oz Simple Syrup
- 4 oz Water
then
- 1 oz Tequila
- ½ oz Triple Sec
optionally
- 1 bit Lime Juice
16%
$2.50
Classic Mojito
“Non-fungible beverage.”
Rum, Mint, Lime, Soda
Recipe
- 4 sprigs Mint
muddle, then add
- 2 oz White Rum
- 1 oz Lime Juice
- ¾ oz Simple Syrup
add ice, shake, pour, then float
- 1 oz Club Soda
16%
$2.80
Peach Margarita
“Now hiring, entry level.”
Tequila, Peach, Triple Sec
Recipe
- 2 oz Tequila
- ½ oz Triple Sec
- 1 oz Peach Schnapps
- 2 oz Simple Syrup
- 1 oz Lime Juice
33%
$1.30
Pepperball
“I don’t know who started it, but I’m
ending it.”
Fireball, Peppermint
Recipe
- 1½ oz Fireball*
- 1 oz Peppermint Schnapps
* do not substitute
17%
$2.10
Pink Enthusiasm
“If the Blue Hawaiian was better in
every way.”
Rum, Strawberry, Lime
Recipe
- 2 oz White Rum
- ¾ oz Lime Juice
- 1 oz Simple Syrup
- 1 oz Strawberry Daiquiri Mix
11%
$1.30
Pixie Dust (new)
“This can’t fly, but you can!”
Peach, Sweet Orange
Recipe
- 2 oz White Rum
- ¾ oz Lime Juice
- 1 oz Simple Syrup
- 1 oz Strawberry Daiquiri Mix
23%
$3.60
Room for Cream
“Sweet, like you.”
Vanilla Vodka, Coffee, Irish Cream
Recipe
- 3 oz Vanilla Vodka
- 2 oz Kahlúa
- 1 oz Bailey’s
- ½ oz Simple Syrup
23%
$1.90
Santa’s Workshop
“He sees you when you’re drinking.”
Vanilla Vodka, Peppermint, Strawberry
Recipe
- 1 oz Peppermint Schnapps
- 2 oz Vanilla Vodka
- 1 oz Strawberry Daiquiri Mix
14%
$2.10
Sex on the Beach
“Well, it sells. They got that right.”
Vodka, Cranberry, Orange, Peach
Recipe
- 1½ oz Cranberry Juice
- 1½ oz Orange Juice
- 1½ oz Vodka
- 1 oz Peach Schnapps
13%
$2.10
Strawberry Daiquiri
“On the edge of glory.”
Rum, Strawberry
Recipe
- 4 oz Strawberry Daiquiri Mix
- 2 oz White Rum
21%
$2.30
Sugar Cube
“Not equestrially tested.”
Elderflower, Lemon
Recipe
- 1 oz Elderflower Liqueur
- 1½ oz Vodka
- ¾ oz Lemon Juice
- ½ oz Simple Syrup
15%
$2.60
The 1975
“In English, please.”
Coffee Liqueur, Irish Cream
Recipe
- 2 oz Kahlúa
- 2 oz Bailey’s
- 1 oz Simple Syrup