Drink Menu

Here are some drinks that I can make for you! It is by no means an exhaustive list, and I am always down to get creative. Many of these I made or refined, while others are timeless classics. Take a look and let me know.

Some Tips

  • You can access this menu at home to recreate a drink I made for you! We don’t gatekeep drinks here. Let me know if you remake it and enjoy it, or find a cool way to remix it!
  • Unless a specific product is marked as irreplaceable, you can use any generic. For example, you can use Bailey’s or the store brand as your Irish cream liqueur, or substitute Triple Sec with another orange liqueur. This works best if you know what you’re doing, because liqueurs of the same family can be quite varied. None of these companies pay me, so I have no reason to restrict it to a specific brand 🙂
  • If you want a drink not on this list, and you’re at my house, that’s great! I might be able to make it for you. Ask away or check here to see if I have the ingredients.
  • ABV percentages and drink prices are calculated formulaically based on the average of in-stock liquors in my inventory, including generic substitutions unless otherwise noted. If you tend to use stronger or cheaper peppermint schnapps, for example, than the average of my stock, then your result will tend to have a higher ABV or lower price per drink. Consider them both estimates.
  • I do not charge for my drinks. If you want to pay me back for the alcohol you consumed, the prices here can be used as a good estimator to prevent overpaying. They only account, approximately, for the liquid ingredients in the drink. Feel free to check my math on my spreadsheet.

5%

$1.80

Lemonade Margarita

“Oh! It is!”

Lemonade, Tequila, Triple Sec

Recipe
  • 2 oz Lemon Juice
  • 2 oz Simple Syrup
  • 4 oz Water

then

  • 1 oz Tequila
  • ½ oz Triple Sec

optionally

  • 1 bit Lime Juice

15%

$2.60

The 1975

“In English, please.”

Coffee Liqueur, Irish Cream

Recipe
  • 2 oz Kahlúa
  • 2 oz Bailey’s
  • 1 oz Simple Syrup

35%

$1.60

Pepperball

“I don’t know who started it, but I’m
ending it.”

Fireball, Peppermint

Recipe
  • 1½ oz Fireball*
  • 1 oz Peppermint Schnapps

* do not substitute

23%

$3.60

Room for Cream

“Sweet, like you.”

Vanilla Vodka, Coffee, Irish Cream

Recipe
  • 3 oz Vanilla Vodka
  • 2 oz Kahlúa
  • 1 oz Bailey’s
  • ½ oz Simple Syrup

13%

$2.10

Strawberry Daiquiri

“On the edge of glory.”

Rum, Strawberry

Recipe
  • 4 oz Strawberry Daiquiri Mix
  • 2 oz White Rum

10%

$3.00

Dirty Shirley

“It’s a walk in the park.”

Vodka, Citrus Soda, Pomegranate, Cherry

Recipe
  • 2 oz Vodka
  • 1 oz Grenadine
  • 5 oz Lemon-Lime Soda

garnish with

  • 1 Cherry

28%

$2.30

Santa’s Workshop

“He sees you when you’re drinking.”

Vanilla Vodka, Peppermint, Strawberry

Recipe
  • 1 oz Peppermint Schnapps
  • 2 oz Vanilla Vodka
  • 1 oz Strawberry Daiquiri Mix

19%

$1.30

Apple-235

“Why am I glowing?”

Green Apple, Cinnamon

Recipe
  • 1 oz Captain Morgan Green Apple
  • 1 oz Fireball
  • 1 oz Simple Syrup
  • ½ oz Water

22%

$5.00

Iced Peppermint Mocha

“I’d like a grande, please.”

Vodka, Peppermint, Coffee

Recipe
  • 1½ oz Vodka (or Vanilla Vodka!)
  • 2 oz Peppermint Schnapps
  • 2 oz Kahlúa
  • 3 oz Espresso Coffee

16%

$2.90

Peach Margarita

“Now hiring, entry level.”

Tequila, Peach, Triple Sec

Recipe
  • 2 oz Tequila
  • ½ oz Triple Sec
  • 1 oz Peach Schnapps
  • 2 oz Simple Syrup
  • 1 oz Lime Juice

12%

$3.70

Frozen Mudslide

“It’s pretty tasty for dirt!”

Vodka, Chocolate, Coffee

Recipe
  • 1 oz Vodka
  • 1 oz Bailey’s
  • 1 oz Kahlúa

add ice, blend, and garnish with

  • 1 oz Chocolate Syrup

17%

$2.10

Pink Enthusiasm

“If the Blue Hawaiian was better in
every way.”

Rum, Strawberry, Lime

Recipe
  • 2 oz White Rum
  • ¾ oz Lime Juice
  • 1 oz Simple Syrup
  • 1 oz Strawberry Daiquiri Mix

14%

$2.10

Sex on the Beach

“Well, it sells. They got that right.”

Vodka, Cranberry, Orange, Peach

Recipe
  • 1½ oz Cranberry Juice
  • 1½ oz Orange Juice
  • 1½ oz Vodka
  • 1 oz Peach Schnapps

16%

$2.50

Classic Mojito

“Non-fungible beverage.”

Rum, Mint, Lime, Soda

Recipe
  • 4 sprigs Mint

muddle, then add

  • 2 oz White Rum
  • 1 oz Lime Juice
  • ¾ oz Simple Syrup

add ice, shake, pour, then float

  • 1 oz Club Soda

14%

$2.30

Espresso Martini

“It’s a surprise in a can… in a glass!”

Vanilla Vodka, Espresso Coffee

Recipe
  • 1½ oz Vanilla Vodka
  • 1 oz Kahlúa
  • 2 oz Espresso Coffee

add ice, shake, serve, and garnish with

  • 3 Coffee Beans

21%

$2.30

Sugar Cube

“Not equestrially tested.”

Elderflower, Lemon

Recipe
  • 1 oz Elderflower Liqueur
  • 1½ oz Vodka
  • ¾ oz Lemon Juice
  • ½ oz Simple Syrup